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accendas:

i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first

(via cumfort)

exoticwild:

What I’m really terrified of is leading an average, ordinary life with a regular job and an invariable routine, planned holidays, an average household, fixed responsibilities and not doing anything different to be remembered by.

(via exhists)

“ aw that sucks :( ”

—    me as a professional therapist  (via losergirlfriend)

(via d0nn0)

shego:

people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people

(via hotboyproblems)

masturntbate:

"do i have to put on pants today?" - an autobiography

(via oregaymi)

frekhl:

oh god

(Source: richhomieniall, via liqiud)

(via classy)

landorus:

pretty sure my soulmate is a bag of sour gummy worms

(Source: landorus, via lindsaylohoean)

hvngers:

"i shouldn’t eat this" I say as I shove it into my mouth

(via momsdildo)

hommewalk:

I need a part time job that pays $20,000 per week.

(via paprika)

(Source: dollymilk, via dollvein)

heicho-u:

my entire life is me dropping things and whispering ‘fuck’

(via gothqirl)

getyourassbeat:

opens window curtains, takes 50 selfies in natural light, closes window curtains

(via hashtagugly)

cokeflow:

Should I wear all black or all black today

(via exhists)