It’s not a phase mom I really am the next supreme

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"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

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sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third

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Why am I awake who summoned me

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She was made for untidy rooms and rumpled beds.

— Alexander McCall Smith, The Sunday Philosophy Club (via larmoyante)

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I tell her how isolated I feel and how lonely I am and hungry and tired and she says ‘oh.’

— James Simon Kunen, The Strawberry Statement  (via mrsfscottfitzgerald)

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